'Cause I'm slow like honey, and heavy with mood.

Text Posts regarding life or nonsense are under the how tender tag. (f)Art is under mayoart or nixonart.

criminallyincompetent:

ac120:

superchalmers:

dewbong:

length: 2 seasons, 260 episodes each

genre: magical girl

your character: the bossy type ;)

your love: the cool type

the climax: your pikachu finally evolves ;)

the ending: he comes back with you to live a happy gay ninja life……

Length: 70 episodes 1 remake

Genre: School Life

Your Character: The Girly Type

Your Lover: The Smart Ass

The Climax: Your Stalker saw you kissing someone else, beware.

The Ending: You finally losing your virginity.

I should structure one of my comic based on this.

Length: 69 episodes

Genre: drama

Your Character: The Classy Pervert

Your Lover: The Badass

The Climax: Your pet turns out to be a hot girl/boy.

The Ending: whoops you are pregnant

…I would watch this.

68 episodes psychological zombie cool type loss of an eye in exchange for a wish i die backstabbed

awesome

(Source: gasaii)

brotherhoodoftheslice:

labyrinth-of-butts:

creepy but adorable cakes by Scott Hove

I don’t usually reblog non-write-y or art things, but hooboy. These cakes.

Gene look at these cakes

awkwardsituationist:

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces

thats me as a cat

thats me as a cat

rex-power-colt:

zanmelontou:

spookysviel:

dangit

See You Propane Cowboy.

Dang it, Bobby, you’re gonna carry that weight

rex-power-colt:

zanmelontou:

spookysviel:

dangit

See You Propane Cowboy.

Dang it, Bobby, you’re gonna carry that weight

(Source: duckpuncher)

daddythorin:

alphaidiot:

aplacecalledorange:

toxicvisage:

zeurel:

cailencrow:

coryruinseverything:

juicyjacqulyn:

phaniels:

lecatboner:

assstiel:

kaylaxkins:




This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful. Life changes.People change. 


its a fucking strawberry


No. This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins, making you feel a range of emotions that turn you into a red strawberry.  Tragically beautiful.

no it says lettuce

no it says never give up

OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS UGLY
CHECK YOUR RIPENED FRUIT PRIVILEGE

SHIET

Fun fact: When I get an erection, my penis does this exact same transformation

It grows 1/16 of an inch bigger?

SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP
                        SNAP
                SNAP
        SNAP
SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP



I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw all of the comments.

I like how this went from a hipster post to a nightblogging post

daddythorin:

alphaidiot:

aplacecalledorange:

toxicvisage:

zeurel:

cailencrow:

coryruinseverything:

juicyjacqulyn:

phaniels:

lecatboner:

assstiel:

kaylaxkins:

This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful.
Life changes.
People change. 

its a fucking strawberry

No. This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins, making you feel a range of emotions that turn you into a red strawberry.  Tragically beautiful.

no it says lettuce

no it says never give up

OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS UGLY

CHECK YOUR RIPENED FRUIT PRIVILEGE

SHIET

Fun fact: When I get an erection, my penis does this exact same transformation

It grows 1/16 of an inch bigger?

SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP

                        SNAP

                SNAP

        SNAP

SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP

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I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw all of the comments.

I like how this went from a hipster post to a nightblogging post

(Source: natgeo-gifs)

bugbucket:

important facts about cars, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

bugbucket:

important facts about cars, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

If You Seek Amy

“I didn’t understand what this song meant and I had to replay the song again to see what the hidden message was. And I still didn’t get it. But finnaly when I sang it out loud I noticed what it meant. And I was really happy about the fact that I found the message. This song is REALLY CLEAVER!!!!!!”

 

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